cause you're bittersweet;hmm.. really gloomy day today.. it has been drizzling nonstop since duuno when! such a nice weather to sleep uhhuh? =) BUTBUTBUT! i continued my studies todayy.. geog and lit! finally got started on the notebook ms teeo has been emphasizing on. =X im a slow starter. going for massage tmr! oh no!! im so going to scream and squirm and jump off the bed. I NEED A BIGGER BED. =) but i guess she is used to it already.. heh. always bullying me! =( but she takes my pains away... =D without her i would DIE!! hahaha. okay maybe not that drastic. anywayy maybe oneday i should go try the person elvina recommended.. some reflexology thing?? haha. like your hand pain he/she would massage your foot. HAHA. something of that sort. =) hehe. but i would have to pay for that one. =P hahaha. im so not in the mood to study now. maybe do some amath later? NAWHH.. see first. hehe.ripped the your-mama-so-fat jks from ethel. haha. cos i was bored.
1. ur mother so fat that when she stepped on the weighing scale, my phone number came out.
2. ur mother so fat that when she lied down pple tot she was tall.
3. ur mother so fat that when she jumped into the sea the whales start singing "we are family.."
4. ur mother so fat that when she stands next to amanda she looks skinny. ( HAHAHAHHA. the joke's suppose to be on amanda, and frankie made a joke out of it herself cos she didnt hear it properly)
5. ur mother so fat that when she stands on amanda, amanda turns skinny.
6. ur mother so fat that when she walks pass the tv, the whole season finishes
7. ur mother so fat that she looks like YOU (points to ger)
8. ur mother so fat that the chicken couldnt cross the road
8. ur mother so fat that when she stood up in the sun, everyone tot there was a storm.
10. ur mother so fat that when she stands in the sun she contracts.
11. ur mother so fat that when she tries to line up, she takes up the entire line.
12. ur mother so fat that when she goes to the cinemas she sits next to everyone.
13. ur mother so old that when she tries to act ur age she dies.
i dont really get the last one.. haha anyone who does PLEASE enlighten me! =X
watched the repeat of project superstar grand finals this morning.. i STILL think kelly should win! must be the sympathy votes la. okay i think i sound rather mean. =( oh dear.. however i think weilian is a symbol of courage bravery etc. [TOO MUCH LIT!] though he is handicapped, he still dared to dream and lived up to it. =) how touching. i rmb when i first heard him sing i teared okay! oh so sad right. =) and i dont think i cry that easily. okay maybe i do.. under certain circumstances. but God guilds us and moulds us under circumstances right? boy am i growing up! haha. =) TIME TO LOOK FOR A NEW TEMPLATE! but cant seem to find anyone worth changing to. =( anywayy GDBYE!